Muddled, befuddled, disorientated, addled

Lexicologically akin, each suffixed with ‘led’

Apart from disorientated; maverick that conforms not

Bewildered states, though not star spangled.

Fog remains, contrary to forecast

Keeley promised sunshine; absence though conspicuous

One day yeti will need factor 20

Terrible storm though a pre-requisite.

Hirsute man accepts strain universal

Dwellers by billion usurp his existential heinousness

Though fool on the hill he isn’t fool, or on hill

Physical and moral high ground circumvented.

Fog best case scenario for caricature

Storm an imposter dreaded by Chewy

Chewy’s wrath dreaded by imposter

Hair today gone tomorrow.