The Corona Chronicles (Mar – Jun 2020)


I’m Feeling Better!!

Where The Sun Don’t Shine!

Don’t Panic!!…. Don’t Panic!!

Scary, No Go & Midge!

There Is Superstition

Just Sing!

Doomed I Tell Ye!!

You’ve Gotta Laugh….. Erm, Hopefully!!

I’ve Bean And Done It

Hide & Seek With The Pathogen

There’s Wally!



Legacy Of The Stubborn


Piers Pressure

Concentrating The Mind




Now Where’s That Suggestion Box?!

Make Thee Mightier Yet

Raising The Nation’s Spirits

COVID Ni-ni-ni 19

To Do Or Not To Do?.. That Is The Question!

Better In Than Out!

You Don’t Know You’re Born!

Would I Lie To You?!

Tenth Day Practising Hermitry

Don’t Grumble, Just Whistle…

COVID-19 Dictionary Additions

Vale of Tears

Happy Horseplay Day

Life In A Northern Town

11 Pence, 11 Bloody Pence!!

Pause For Applause

Your Mother Should Know!!

Womb Or Tomb?

Elf Isolating

Decor Differences

Cold Gravy

The One With The Yeti

Ears, Eyes and Suburban Skies

That’s Telling Him!

Idyll Interrupted

Clinically Inane

Life In The Slow Lane

Glass Bottle Carnage

Living Fred’s Life

Angst About Boundaries

Mustn’t Grumble

Open To Interpretation

Bite It’s Legs, Norman!

A Family Bereft Easter


Morecambe & East Ardsley

You Say Cottage, I Say Shepherds

Think For A Minute

Morning Has Broken

Naming Confusion

Fictional Foolery

Poisonous Pathogen

Stir Crazy Not Act Crazy


Making Unwanted History – Part One

A New Norm Without Norm!

Making Unwanted History – Part Two

Legacy To The Progeny

Literary Sojourn For Sunday

Culinary Clover

Jardin Sanctuaire

Walk of Shame


Woodhouse Man

Fervour Upturn In Lockdown

Leopards with Immovable Markings

A Cure For Many Ills

Moped Misery

Animals Are We

The Glove From Above


Plea For Delay

Starter For Ten

One For Zorro, Two For Joy, Three For….

Present Pedantry

Keep It Down!!

Anniversary Alluring

Christmas Island, South of Java

The Spoils

Think On!

Day & Night Terrors

Napping On A Tuesday Afternoon

Not Going Out

Jees, They Really Built These Things!

Allume Mon Feu

Cherry On The Top

New Dawn, New Day, New Month

Not A Lot Of People Know That!

To Be Frank

He Who Laughs Last

Project On Hold

Birthday Boy

Gaining Groucho’s Gait

Menu Mayhem

Futile Grudges

Lumber & Lumbar

A Challenge Too Far?!

Socially Distant Celebrations

Cos All I Want Is You!

Morning Patrick!


Spiders On Gars

A Bold Promise

Oink Oink!!

All The World’s A Stage

Start Spreading The Noos

Familial Footprints

Currency Conundrum

Baffling Night Visions

No Horticultural Pain. No Aesthetic Gain!


Learning My Hanson From My Manson!

Musical Inquisition Afoot

When Talk Isn’t Cheap!

Has COVID Killed The Selfie Star?!

A Need For Structure

In The Can

Distractions & Deletions

Remembering Roger

No Cigar

Grim & Grime

The Perks of Privilege

After The Bout

Failing To Curry Favour

Playing With Fire

Applause No Mores

Frozen Not Stirred

Old School Alexas

Planet COVID On June’s Watch


Lawn Aid


Meet The Gang

Making A Spectacle


Cokes Adds Life

Pick A Card

But Sarge…..

Two By Two

The 100 Year War

Family Bequests

Match Of The Day

Where The Sun Does Actually Shine!


Coco Bites Your Legs!

Literary Riffing

Lesson Learned?

Dotty Dialogue

Zoom, You Chased The Day Away


Putting Out Fires With Gasoline

The Real Milestone

It’s Official!

Taking A Sun Check

Dance Floor Bah T’at

Half Term Report

Empty Days

Muddled Messages


New Month, Same Shizzle?!

Anagram Fiasco