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“He Wants Bleedin’ Milkin’, The Fat Get!”

Date: February 23, 2017Author: Gary Strachan 0 Comments

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2 kids who've flown the nest, 1 estranged wife whose flown with Jet2. Born at a young age in 1960's Leeds, the author became interested in the literary life when his wife bought him a dog. Having an allergy to dogs, he swapped it for a typewriter. Being unable to train the typewriter to retrieve tennis balls, he reluctantly turned to writing...... Website - www.writesaidfred.org View all posts by Gary Strachan

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