Latitude and longitude; chalk and cheese
Polar opposites, though only one found on pizza
Unless you like chalk topping on thy thin & crispy
Sweet and sour; man and woman
Polar opposites; only two of four in Chinese meal
Unless have cannibal tendencies; chef accommodating
Alkaline and acid; bald and hirsute
Polar opposites; only one can have a perm
Unless the slaphead dons hairpiece.
Prose of opposites; sonnet of antipodes
What’s your random agenda, Gary?
Is message subliminal your motive?
Incidentally, do you know your flies are open?
Educate us with thy connotation of contradictions
Instruct reader of lexilogical per contra
Enhance our existence with significance of verse
Ok then don’t, you ignorant half-wit
By the way, can you lend me £10 until payday?
