Den of iniquity, with a fortuitous cast
Pimped, although from sources without hats
A score of ostentatious geezer’s, contesting four holy grails
Mother enquires is any player worth £100 million
“Neymar” opines her Yorkshire son.
Den of iniquity, questionable of behaviour
Tis’ no riddle why thy is wall to wall pitched
Be happy to know serial goal scorer has a cereal breakfast
Viewers sleep content at le petit dejeuner revelation
Their hard earned guinea allowing witness of corn flakes in HD.
Den of iniquity, Den of Bergkamp
Technology what’s in store for prurient viewer
Sock cam, glove cam, corn flake cam or Chris Kam cam?
Regardless, witnessing thy life is enhanced
Apart from Bert in Scunthorpe who’s bereft of goggle box
Bert in Scunthorpe how will thy cope
No TV to entertain, no forthcoming disclosure of hero’s cereal
Will you listen to Sam without cam and his face of matter?
Or is essentialfootballersbreakfasts.com thy destination
Either way, can I borrow your S-Club 7 greatest hits CD?