Get Down Shep!

With autumnal temperatures starting to drop in West Yorkshire, it appears the season has shaken off it's apparent indifference to conclude 2018's warm spell. The death knell is ringing for deciduous flora and fauna that over the last eight months have graced the front and back gardens of casa Strachan. Soon it'll be time for … Continue reading Get Down Shep!

Fifteen Minutes?…. I Only Got Two, Warhol!

Unless they introduce a 'Best Performance Stood In A Green T-Shirt With A Collection Bucket in M&S' category, it's an event that's unlikely to secure me a BAFTA nomination. Nevertheless, I thought I'd make you, my discerning reader, aware that brief clips of an interview I did with a 'Made in Leeds' TV reporter are … Continue reading Fifteen Minutes?…. I Only Got Two, Warhol!

“It’s Over To The Hatometer!!”

I'm writing this piece wearing a pair of earphones in what's turned into a futile attempt to negate the sound from a daytime TV show my wife is currently viewing. Although the gogglebox's volume is diminished slightly by the over the head speakers, I'm still able to hear Charlie Dimmock and the Rich brothers yapping … Continue reading “It’s Over To The Hatometer!!”

Celebrity Shoes

As I seek inspiration for today's topic, in the lounge my missus is glued to the broadcast of ITV's daytime show Lorraine on our gogglebox. While Dundee's finest Lorraine Kelly is on her summer sabbatical, the presenting of showbiz gossip, fashion and practical recipes to con your kids to eat their greens is the capable … Continue reading Celebrity Shoes

A Crime of Fashion

Tuesday 3rd April - Ordinarily I'm loathed to proffer judgemental comment on the sartorial elegance of anyone. After all, I'm hardly the dedicated follower of fashion written about by Kinks frontman Ray Davies in 1966. A fact I can relay with indisputable surety with the knowledge I was only three years old when the song … Continue reading A Crime of Fashion

Pass The Remote, Marcella’s On!

To distract me from gawping at the hypnotic sight of settling snow flurries outside, I've been watching a few minutes of a dog psychic on breakfast TV. As a sceptic of human beings being able to telepathically connect with canines, apart from Bob Carolgees & Spit the Dog, I commenced the viewing with an unhealthy … Continue reading Pass The Remote, Marcella’s On!

“Here Is A Box…..”

Within the confines of casa Strachan is a large storage box. Unlike the musical box in 1970's time-lapse animation kids show Camberwick Green, this particular treasure trove is bereft of an enclosed secret. A particular childhood favourite of mine, from the BBC's 'Watch With Mother' series, the children's TV programme above commenced with a rotating vessel opening it's lid to exhibit that weeks main plot character; wood puppet … Continue reading “Here Is A Box…..”