To the tune of Happy Christmas War Is Over…… With apologies to John Lennon:-

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
A year dodging COVID
And not reading The Sun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
Even Boris and Donald
Despite being incredibly dumb

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let’s hope it’s a good one
With a barrel full of beer

And so this is Christmas (COVID’s not over)
For weak and for strong (Got to avoid it)
For rich and the poor ones (COVID’s not over)
The world is so wrong (Now)
And so Happy Christmas (Though COVID’s not over)
For black and for white (Got to avoid it)
For yellow and red ones (Though COVID’s not over)
Let’s stop all the fight (Now)

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let’s hope it’s a good one
With a barrel full of beer

And so this is Christmas (Where Chavez’s Ghost?)
And what have we done (He interfered with voting)
Another year over (Now Donny is Toast)
And a new one just begun (Now)
And so Happy Christmas (Giuliani played his parts)
I hope you have fun (With conspiracy theory)
The near and the dear one (and odious farts)
The old and the young (Now)

A very merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let’s hope it’s a good one
With a barrel full of beer

COVID’s not over
Got to avoid it……. Repeat x 10