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I am a man of simple tastes. Give me sight of a beguiling smile, visions of a ‘Six bottles of wine for the price of Five’ sale sign, or the sound of a woman saying, “Ok, Gary, I’ll rescind my restraining order application!” and I’m in clover. For most of my adult life I barely procured…

Birthday

Yesterday witnessed the birthday of one GJ Strachan from Wakefield parish. A low-key day celebration wise seeing the hirsute mischief maker attend an online working group, embark on a shopping centre visit, along with an afternoon at the park with his beau, her grandson and dog.  My evening at home was quiet, watching YouTube clips…

Quite A Weekend – The Sequel

Four days ago, in the blog https://strachan.blog/2024/04/20/quite-a-weekend/ , I wrote a postcard of a recent short break with a family who have recently taken pity and adopted me.  The brood in question, belonging to my beau Sarah, who have generously welcomed me into their loving arms… And closed wallets, the tight gets! With my own family scattered…

Quite A Weekend!

Things have been lax on the literary front of late. A break away at the weekend, along with my writing mojo taking a hiatus, limiting my time at the typewriter. I have no idea where the mojo ventured, however as it brought me back a box of shortbread biscuits I’m guessing Scotland. A little further…

Ask Alexa

It was an order delivered in stern West Yorkshire tones. “Alexa, tern off!” barked at her smart speaker to hush a song distracting the 50-something lass’s concentration during a phone call with her beau.  Irrespective of the girl’s brusque enunciation, instructions dutifully adhered to by Amazon’s artificial intelligence (AI) goddess. For the uninitiated, “Tern off!” is a West Leeds…

April Fools Day

It’s April Fools Day. Consequently, we’ll have a day littered with inane pranks, silly stories and tiresome practical jokes… In other words it’s a dozen or so hours of business as usual at maison de Strachan. I find some practical jokes whimsical and innovative. For instance, yours truly was amused upon hearing an acquaintance’s prank…

The Explorers

Afternoon on the last Tuesday of March 2024 – Two intrepid brothers set off in a campervan into the unknown. Forecasts of cold temperatures and unforgiving precipitation not deterring the latter-day Scott and Shackleton from embarking on their voyage north.  And why would upcoming intemperate weather dent their fortitude; after all, they had a furry…

Open Mic Night

Yesterday evening, a bohemian vegetarian café in Harrogate saw my inaugural attempt at reading my prose in an open mic night. This literary virginity lost when orating a 1000-word narrative parodying my wedding ceremony, in 1988. As I have shared some of the unreliable memories beforehand via blog, not a 100% new monologue. However, following…

Not Augmenting The Identity Crisis

In lieu of the Gods of Time Management, Itinerarius & Diarius, depriving me opportunity to pen a blog this 17th March, I enclose a St Patricks Day narrative penned during Covid lockdown for your delectation/indifference (delete where applicable). Don’t get me wrong, today’s lack of ‘white space’ not borne from plans to overindulge on the ‘black…