A Slow News Day

I've got the last lawn cuts of the year to undertake today. It's barely a event that will gain a mention on the national TV news (or indeed locally) unless it's an incredibly slow news day. It's unlikely, however on a particularly barren Sunday in the BBC news room, who knows. The features editor may deem yarns of my garden … Continue reading A Slow News Day

The Spanish Inquisition

The first episode of Monty Pythons Flying Circus aired on this day in 1969. The ground breaking sketch based comedy, written and performed by Oxbridge graduates John Cleese, Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, Graham Chapman and Terry Gilliam, went onto gain worldwide popularity and cult status. Unable to categorise the zany sketches, sight gags … Continue reading The Spanish Inquisition

The Black Puddings Black Today, Mother!

In one of their 1970’s comedy episodes of Ripping Yarns, writers Michael Palin and Terry Jones gave us an insight into the life of a fictional post-WWI working class Yorkshire family. In an early scene of the episode set in the town of Denley Moor, one of the dysfunctional brood highlighted a curious anomaly in that mornings breakfast black pudding. Pointing out incredulously it was … Continue reading The Black Puddings Black Today, Mother!

A Pointless Prize

Having just watched BBC TV’s Bargain Hunt, a couple of things immediately struck me. Firstly, my already held opinion of how rubbish Auntie Beeb’s competition prizes are was further endorsed. Secondly, that I’ll watch any old s***e on the telly. The winners of todays show, where two teams attempt to usurp each other at auction selling the antiques … Continue reading A Pointless Prize


Door number 2 on the advent calendar in chez Strachan has just been opened. It was preceded by a formal ceremony, during which the band of the Coldstream Guards played a moving version of Jay-Z’s ’99 Problems’. The lament was beautifully delivered on pipe and drum, although having 80 soldiers in full regalier marching in the … Continue reading Que?

Dear BBC….

I’m feeling inordinately disorientated this morning. Allied to continually losing my thread, I’m asking ill thought out questions of the people I engage with on this chilly West Yorkshire day. For example I've just asked someone if the Leeds 10k race tomorrow is in Leeds!...... durrrr! Constantly losing my thread is a real pain in … Continue reading Dear BBC….

Strachan The Quill

We had a family discussion this morning which broached upon the subject of the principality of Wales. The living room in Chez Strachan rang out with erudite verbal interactions, predominantly centring around the naming convention utilised by the Welsh back in the day. In particular, we discussed how we felt this nicknaming would manifest itself … Continue reading Strachan The Quill