Tomorrow Father’s Day makes a perennial June tarry to the UK; a twenty four hour residency which introduces mixed emotions … More
Tag: spoof
Recommendations Please
Yesterday, while scouring Facebook timeline announcements like a ferret seeking an errant contact lens, a mischievous notion manifested from deep … More
Wine, Winning & Song
As a stickler for adhering to old wife’s advocacies, GJ Strachan faced an (admittedly small) conundrum yesterday afternoon. This infinitesimal … More
MOT…. We’re Gonna See You Skint!
Consequential of my car undergoing an annual MOT test, GJ Strachan is scribing today’s literary offering on the road. As … More
Geordie Canine Chatter
Spending so much time on my own of late has been a catalyst to me occasionally indulging in absurd faux … More
Kicking The Can Down The Street
Liking a challenge, and in the absence of inspirational alternatives, today I’ve set myself a task of penning prose (minimum … More
A Dog’s Life, My Arse!
With audible similarities to an aardvark sandpapering a brandy barrel (trust me, I know), the soundscape accompanying the commencement of … More
Ah Jonny Boy
Thirty two years ago tomorrow I became a father for the first time when my son Jonathon joined the cast … More
Making Plans
As a gift for his 32nd birthday, I’ve procured tickets for my son Jonny and me to attend Yorkshire county … More