Laundry Laxness

This morning my habitual negligence for leaving stuff in pockets of hoodies/jeans pre-launder reached a new pinnacle. Ordinarily, these faux pas' result in a tissue, which's been washed and spun for an hour, exploding within the washing machine barrel. An episode ordinarily leaving post-wash garments covered with dandruff-like debris. Producing a post-wash landscape similar to... Continue Reading →

Camel Coats & Emperors

I've been into Leeds city centre this morning, a wingman for my wife during her assignment to retrieve her newly altered camel coat. Admittedly not a scenario I envisage that'll ever be incorporated into the screenplay of a Mission Impossible movie production. However, I'll endeavour to make this yarn as interesting as a tale about re-tailored... Continue Reading →

Full Stella Mode

Yesterday, I took an impromptu trek to the Junction 32 Retail Outlet, Castleford. A drive I embarked upon with aspirations of acquiring new clothing to improve my sartorial elegance this autumn. Not to mention continuing my vain charade believing I'm not a middle aged man and am 'with it' fashion wise...…. Although, me just using... Continue Reading →

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