Gary Strachan – "Write" Said Fred

Daily Journals From Deep Within A Capricious Mind

Frank’s Lucky Underpants – Blog #15

Well week commencing 13th April appeared around nine hours ago. It sneaked in with stealth, anonymity and with a touch of melancholy. How has this new house guest changed my life? Well it has to be said not a great deal so far, apart from running off all my hot water and eating my Weetabix…… Although, thinking about it, it ‘s more likely my daughter Rachel’s twenty minute shower deprived […]

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One Poor Idea Too Far – Blog #14

I received a call this morning to tell me I’ve been sacked from my job with a NHS think tank. This was set up to look at ways to raise additional revenue for the overstretched National Health Service. For some reason my idea of raising money by advertising the local kebab shop on the back of prescriptions was deemed as one rubbish idea too far! I was informed that it […]

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My Kingdom For a Clothes Horse – Blog #13

This is my thirteenth blog. As that is deemed an unlucky number I am writing this with cloves of garlic around my neck! Yes, I know garlic isn’t supposed to bring you good luck, but it just might keep that bloody vampire who keeps distracting me away! —————————————————- There has been drama in the Strachan household this morning. Let me first set the scene by telling you that my wife […]

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Harry’s Shoehorn Emporium – Blog #11

Yesterday I went to a Rugby League game between Castleford Tigers and Leeds Rhinos. I had only been in the ground about ten mins when the dreaded announcement came over the tannoy for me to move my car as it was causing an obstruction. This came as a big surprise as I was parked outside my house as I’d gone in a taxi! …. The extremes Karen goes to to […]

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Rooney Unhappy England Kit Makes His Arse Look Big

fictional tale There may be trouble ahead for England Manager Roy Hodgson as it was revealed last night that his captain, and talisman, Wayne Rooney may quit international football. This follows a heated argument between the two over the new England kit ! It has emerged that the 29 year old Rooney is unhappy that the all white kit makes his “arse look big!” He says his wife Coleen claims […]

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Tory Election Hopes Hit After Cameron Adopts Mark Thatcher

Dismayed members of the Tory Cabinet were left despondent today after David Cameron advised them that he had adopted Mark Thatcher. Insiders have spoken about how senior Tory officials, who knew their chances of re-election were on a knife edge, have now resigned themselves to a real struggle to triumph in the General  Election. Thatcher, who brought years of embarrassment to his mother, and ex-Prime Minister, Margaret was found by […]

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