Gary Strachan – "Write" Said Fred

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Archive for May 3rd, 2015

Scenic Beauty, Driving Tests and Green Neighbours

As I write this blog I am sat in a hotel bedroom looking out on beautiful sunlit views of the Northumberland countryside. Below a cheery gardener, with his nasal hair flapping in the late spring breeze, tends to the immaculate lawns outside. He greets passing golfers and guests alike with a smile and the words “Better out, than in!” as he breaks wind unashamedly! The golfers and guests uncomfortably smile back, […]

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